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Mom Has Stacked Dinner Party Roster

GOLDEN, CO—Their eyes widening in amazement as the 43-year-old rattled off the names of heavy hitter after heavy hitter, impressed members of the Dreeshen household confirmed Friday that the roster for their mom’s upcoming dinner party was absolutely stacked.
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Grin Slowly Spreads Across Mom’s Face As Meal Revealed To Contain Healthy Ingredients

‘The Mashed Potatoes Are Actually Made With Cauliflower,’ She Announces

VERONA, WI—Having waited until everyone at the table had finished their dinner Monday, a knowing grin reportedly spread across local mother Angela Hopkins’ face as she announced to her family that the mashed potatoes had in fact been made using cauliflower as a healthier alternative. “Well, looks like you all really liked the potatoes—did they seem any different than usual?” asked Hopkins, who then admitted with audible delight that she had “tested out” a new recipe. “I’ll bet you’d never guess they were made with cauliflower, now would you? Less calories and fat, but they still tasted like the real thing. I actually think I kind of like these ones more than regular mashed potatoes, to be honest.” Following the meal, family members reported a sharp sinking feeling as a beaming, wild-eyed Hopkins hovered over their shoulders and encouraged them to enjoy some of the brownies she made.


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