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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Half-Fabricated Résumé Still Unimpressive

DALLAS–The résumé of aspiring telejournalist Jonathan Krieger, liberally padded with exaggerations and flat-out lies, was deemed "unimpressive" Monday by Sandi Robertson, human-resources director of Dallas NBC affiliate KXAS. "This applicant has served as assistant news director at a number of medium-market stations," Robertson said of Krieger, 25, who once spent a summer working at an El Paso public-access station. "But even so, his experience is just not at the level we're looking for." Robertson was similarly underwhelmed by Krieger's alleged internship at the Fox Family Channel and the "Reporter Of The Year" award he did not win at his college radio station.

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