TULSA, OK—A poster for “Halloweiner Frankfest 2013” seen today on the bulletin board of area coffee shop Corner Joe now stands as an artifact of times long gone, offering a glimpse into an epoch of history long forgotten and believed lost to the ages, sources confirmed. “Come on out on October 28th, 2013 for a night of spooky fun, delicious sausages, and tasty craft beers,” the relic from history’s deepest, darkest corridors read in part, allowing all who viewed it to briefly journey back, if only for a moment, to a faraway time when autumn was new and Halloween-themed beer-and-sausage tastings were seasonally appropriate. “Costume contest at 9:00. Dance party at 10:00. Bring your friends along for a scary good night!” At press time, witnesses could only guess as to how the people of October 28, 2013—so alike to us in many respects—lived and communicated on a day-to-day basis.