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President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Hampton Inn Concierge Has Long Working Relationship With Chili’s Hostess

RALEIGH, NC—Boasting of his “special arrangement” at the popular casual-dining restaurant, Hampton Inn concierge Albert Roush explained Wednesday evening that he has a “long working relationship” with Janice, the second-shift hostess at the Chili’s across the intersection. “Let’s just say we look out for each other,” Roush said of his mutually beneficial deal with the 35-year-old food-service staffer. “I’ve recommended Chili’s to a lot of our guests over the years, and she’s comped my Beef Bacon Ranch Quesadillas on more than one occasion. I scratch her back, she scratches mine, if you get me.” Roush was later overheard telling a group of guests that if they want a table at the restaurant, they should just let him know and “[he’ll] see what [he] can do.”

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