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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Head Of IRS Has Personal Filing System To Keep Track Of Nation’s Tax Returns

Commissioner’s Office Cluttered With 100 Million Folders

WASHINGTON—Pointing out the towering stacks of manila folders cluttering his desk and stepping carefully around the millions of forms laid out on his office floor, Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service John Koskinen showed reporters Thursday his own personal filing system for keeping track of everyone in the nation’s tax returns. “I’m sure anyone who looks at the 100 million folders spread all over my office wouldn’t be able to make heads or tails of my method, but trust me, I know exactly where everything is,” said the IRS chief, smoothing a yellow sticky note bearing the words “Alternative Minimum” onto a thick sheaf of documents before stowing it away in one of his 750,000 accordion folders. “All the files piled on my couch are 1040s, but the red folders are for ‘married and filing jointly’ and the blue ones are for ‘single with at least three dependents.’ I know it sounds confusing, but it makes sense to me. Please just don’t touch anything; I had to start all over last week when someone from maintenance came through and moved some 1099s around.” At press time, Koskinen went to retrieve a box of 122 million W2 forms from the back room to double-check a figure from last year.

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

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