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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Help Jeff Gordon Learn To Read

Race car driver, Jeff Gordon's new charity organization, Zoom Through Reading, aims to teach Jeff Gordon to read. Guests can attend a star-studded benefit this week to raise money for the cause. Gordon promises that all attendees will have a chance to take a photo with Gordon as well as help him learn the alphabet song.

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