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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Historical Archives: A Jest For You

First Man: My brother Jeremiah believes himself to be a Chicken.

Second Man: Why do you not then take him to see the Town Physician?

First Man: Because he would be burned at the stake for Transgressions committed against GOD ALMIGHTY and NATURE. Also, we rather need the Eggs.

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