Historical Archives: By Many On-Lookers And Passers-Bye, Seen To Depart Out Mortal Vale In A Boothe

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By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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Historical Archives: By Many On-Lookers And Passers-Bye, Seen To Depart Out Mortal Vale In A Boothe

By many on-lookers and Passers-Bye, SEEN to Depart out mortal Vale in a BOOTHE, so cunningly Artificed as to Collapse and Vanish entire into the Aether, were traveling Gentles William S. Preston, Esq., & Theodore Logan, though whence they came and whereto they Travel, none may Say.

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