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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Historical Archives: By Many On-Lookers And Passers-Bye, Seen To Depart Out Mortal Vale In A Boothe

By many on-lookers and Passers-Bye, SEEN to Depart out mortal Vale in a BOOTHE, so cunningly Artificed as to Collapse and Vanish entire into the Aether, were traveling Gentles William S. Preston, Esq., & Theodore Logan, though whence they came and whereto they Travel, none may Say.

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