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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Historical Archives: Facial Corsets For Ladies, Finally

Woman, look again as twelve years of age! At last, FACIAL CORSETS for LADIES make slender and comely the Woman's Face, pushing up and accentuating the Cheeks for a very alluring Visage. No more shall the eyes of a Stranger be drawn to your un-attractive Chin or Jaw Bone. Be the talk of your Village, and find yourself with CHYLDE within weeks. Let People wonder whence your Cheekbones have been hiding.

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