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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Historical Archives: Facial Corsets For Ladies, Finally

Woman, look again as twelve years of age! At last, FACIAL CORSETS for LADIES make slender and comely the Woman's Face, pushing up and accentuating the Cheeks for a very alluring Visage. No more shall the eyes of a Stranger be drawn to your un-attractive Chin or Jaw Bone. Be the talk of your Village, and find yourself with CHYLDE within weeks. Let People wonder whence your Cheekbones have been hiding.

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