Historical Archives: Immoral Woodcut Discovered In Hay Loft

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By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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Historical Archives: Immoral Woodcut Discovered In Hay Loft

By Constabulary SEIZED, upon its being found in a Hay-Wain's-Loft, a most Immoral and corruptatious WOOD-CUT, de-pickting a LADYE, whose Ankle was more than Partially expos'd, and the damn'd Wanton shewn as Aware of her State, and e'en stroking it, to the shame of the very World.

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