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By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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In the PRIOR one twelfth of the LORD's Year, the CONDITIONS of Atmospheric PHENOMENA in regards to the Meteorologickal state as determined by the arts and studies of Barometricks and diligent Observation established the SKYES had been partially obscured by clouds.

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