Historical Archives: Mule-Deaths Of Late

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By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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Historical Archives: Mule-Deaths Of Late


Belonging to M. SEXTON, Dottie.


Belonging to A. BROWNE, Sour Mash.

Belonging to F. WESTON, Corporal Thiſtleweed.

Belonging to P. FRANKLIN, Stubbs III.

Belonging to J. JOHNSON, Paul.

Belonging to W. WOOLWORTH, Revere's Alternative.


No Mule-Deaths.


No Mule-Deaths.


Belonging to R. MILLS, King George the Tyrant.


Belonging to J. HENRY, Biſcuits & Gravy.


No Mule-Deaths reported by Sun-rise.

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