Historical Archives: Mule-Deaths Of Late

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By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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Historical Archives: Mule-Deaths Of Late

Mon-day.

Belonging to M. SEXTON, Dottie.

Tues-day.

Belonging to A. BROWNE, Sour Mash.

Belonging to F. WESTON, Corporal Thiſtleweed.

Belonging to P. FRANKLIN, Stubbs III.

Belonging to J. JOHNSON, Paul.

Belonging to W. WOOLWORTH, Revere's Alternative.

Wednes-day.

No Mule-Deaths.

Thurſ-day.

No Mule-Deaths.

Fri-day.

Belonging to R. MILLS, King George the Tyrant.

Satur-day.

Belonging to J. HENRY, Biſcuits & Gravy.

Sun-day.

No Mule-Deaths reported by Sun-rise.

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