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Historical Archives: Kid-ney Bean Shaped Organ Recently Discovered

By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

Historical Archives: One May Now Toil From Home

No practikal Knowledge nec'ry to obtain An Appropriate PROSPECT for GUARAN-TEED Capital Benefits swiftly deriv'd from countless Hours of STREN-UOUS Drudgery in the Center of Domestik affections. The greater the Measure of Wearisome Exertion the further the SPLEN-DOR of Restitution provided for Toiling until the FLESH-MEAT of the Digits no longer Adheres to BONE. To Re-Ceive Sekrets to En-Velope Programm deposit Sow or First Borne in crook of ELM Wood Tree at Edge Of Village to-day.

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