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Historical Archives: Sing Ho! For the KING of Broil'd MEATS

As he doth Celebrate the OPENING for BUS-INESS,

an' all related to the COOKING of MEATS upon the FLAME,

an' against all known laws of Physick, Reason, and Commerce,

a seckond EATERIE,

Within half a day's walk of,

And in ev'ry Fashion a Match to, his First,

which shall remain Open as well.

FURTHERMORE: The Plenipotentiary of Meat has allow'd, as a Measure of Com-Passion, the Offering of ONE

MEAL OF GREAT VALUE

For those who have mere Pfennies, but desire a Banquet that is worth More in all Seeming.

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