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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.
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Historical Archives: The Twenty Top-Most Books In Print At Present

1. The Bible. (226,339)

2. Common Sense. (2,412)

3. The Thousands Upon Thousands Of The Mohicans. (2,211)

4. The Return Of Common Sense: Back To Basics. (1,998)

5. The Diary Of A Woman Who Knew How To Write. (1,873)

6. The Bible, Red Cover. (1,872)

7. The Plow-man's Diet. (1,590)

8. The Booke of Blanke Pages. (1,559)

9. Leeches: A Comprehensive Tome Of The Known Medical Facts. (1,381)

10. The Bible, Blue Cover. (1,339)

11. The Gentle-man Of New Amsterdam. (1,001)

12. God's Revenge Against Idleness: A Children's Book. (903)

13. Guide To North American Jews. (714)

14. The Bible, German. (568)

15. Common Sense III: It Just Makes Cents (404)

16. The Lever And Fulcrum For Village Idiots. (211)

17. Natural Stillbirth (37)

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