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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Rather Large Buttons

"Would you be caught with a Button that does not attract the Eye?"

The Seamstrys that has need of a greater means of faſtening ought look to the Rather Large Button for assistance. Made of Teak, painted Birch, or Leopard-Bone.

Be it Waist-coat, or Petti-coat, No Job is too big for the rather large Button!

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