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By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Rather Large Buttons

"Would you be caught with a Button that does not attract the Eye?"

The Seamstrys that has need of a greater means of faſtening ought look to the Rather Large Button for assistance. Made of Teak, painted Birch, or Leopard-Bone.

Be it Waist-coat, or Petti-coat, No Job is too big for the rather large Button!

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