Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Tri-Cornered Shoes

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Historical Archives: Kid-ney Bean Shaped Organ Recently Discovered

By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an Organelle of the Body, an' that Human; excis'd from the Back & Mottl'd Purple in Colour, and very like a Kiddney-Bean in SHAPE, which when Remov'd causes Expiration, as with all Organs. By Chirurgeons and Blood-Letters, in Boston DISCOVER'D, an...
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Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Tri-Cornered Shoes

Come evening, leave the Boots to the field work. TRI-CORNERED SHOES are the Fancy Shoes from the shores of far-away France. Viewable from three sides and Suited for every Fancy occasion.

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