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Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Tri-Cornered Shoes

Come evening, leave the Boots to the field work. TRI-CORNERED SHOES are the Fancy Shoes from the shores of far-away France. Viewable from three sides and Suited for every Fancy occasion.

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