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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Two Chamber Pot House

Luxury shall not be outside your hearth but inside with a TWO CHAMBER-POT HOUSE. No more shall your Unmentionable Parts suffer discomfort from frigid conditions because your Chamber-Pot is occupied by a suff'rer of the Piles. Live like the ROYALS. Comes with a Window through which you can empty your chamber-pots. Also with a Fire-place, a root-cellar for storage of your winter victuals, and a space for bedding down

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