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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Historical Archives: Weekley Duel Results

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Mr. J. EARNEST in most honorable and sporting competition with Mr. H. YOUNG:

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P. MOORE in most honorable and sporting competition with A. WALKER

1-1

Mayor BAKER in most honorable and sporting competition with Mayor GREENE

0-0, Elecktion to be decided on the Morrow at Dawn.

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