How are you reacting to news of the Midwest's BBQ cloud disaster?

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'I Make My Own Hours,' Says Man About To Get Fired

NEW YORK—Marketing associate Jack Hilliard has carved out a pretty nice little setup wherein he has the freedom to make his own hours and come and go to work as he pleases, the 41-year-old who is on the verge of losing his job told reporters Monday.

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Within walking distance of public transportation and situated in an up-and-coming area of town, Justin Kelly and Luke Epting's two-bedroom apartment contains a number of minor, albeit notable flaws.
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How are you reacting to news of the Midwest's BBQ cloud disaster?

The Midwest suffered yet another devastating food related accident this week when factory exploded, sending a cloud of BBQ seasoning over the area. How are you reacting?

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