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How One Hot New Device Helps Couples Drag Out Their Doomed Relationship That Extra Month Or Two

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How One Hot New Device Helps Couples Drag Out Their Doomed Relationship That Extra Month Or Two

The amazing new "Relationship Pro" video game controller lets both members of a couple pretend they are in a healthy relationship.

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