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How Should Hockey Hoaxer Gary Bettman Be Punished?

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How Should Hockey Hoaxer Gary Bettman Be Punished?

The country has been talking about National Hockey Association commissioner Gary Bettman, whose kidnapping grabbed mid-paper headlines for the past few days.  Now it's been revealed that Bettman staged the kidnapping, hiring three of his top hockeymen to pretend to be his captors. How do you think Gary Bettman should be punished for this hoax?

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