HOLLYWOOD, CA—Academy Awards hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway spent the entire three-hour broadcast Sunday absolutely ripping apart Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg with a barrage of clever one-liners, cutting jabs, and outright name-calling.
OKLAHOMA CITY—Speaking to members of her book club Wednesday, 38-year-old Lorraine Stern explained it's not that she didn't enjoy this month's selection, it's just that she didn’t love it quite as much as some of the other members in the group...
Our inbox has been flooded with emails of support for Tillis following his decision to step down.
"God bless you,Tillis. Best of luck in all your drinking."
--Jacob E., Franklin, KY
"My friends and I will pour a bottle of gin on the sidew...
After several teens drowned in bathtub in Wilmette, the Illinois legislature is considering a bill that would require safety equipment like guardrails, graded gravel paths, and concrete barricades be placed around all bathtubs in the state.
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Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!
CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.