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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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If man is fallible, isn't reason itself fallible, and if so, mustn't this fallibility find a place in our logic?

The stock market plunged 1,000 points today on news man is not infallible. But if this is so, isn't reason itself fallible, and therefore, mustn't this fallibility find a place in our logic?

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