If Obama attempts to steal the pot filled with the world's, does that prove he is the trickster god Anansi?

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If Obama attempts to steal the pot filled with the world's, does that prove he is the trickster god Anansi?

As speculation that the president is actually the cunning West African spider trickster god Anansi continues to mount, Obama's critics are demanding that a Congressional committee seal all the world's wisdom in a pot and put it in the high boughs of a thorny tree. If the president attempts to steal the pot, will that prove he's Anansi?

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