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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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If Obama attempts to steal the pot filled with the world's, does that prove he is the trickster god Anansi?

As speculation that the president is actually the cunning West African spider trickster god Anansi continues to mount, Obama's critics are demanding that a Congressional committee seal all the world's wisdom in a pot and put it in the high boughs of a thorny tree. If the president attempts to steal the pot, will that prove he's Anansi?

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