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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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If Obama attempts to steal the pot filled with the world's, does that prove he is the trickster god Anansi?

As speculation that the president is actually the cunning West African spider trickster god Anansi continues to mount, Obama's critics are demanding that a Congressional committee seal all the world's wisdom in a pot and put it in the high boughs of a thorny tree. If the president attempts to steal the pot, will that prove he's Anansi?

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