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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Is Christian Bale too cruel to run North Korea?

Human Rights Watch is already protesting Christian Bale's appointment as the leader of North Korea after he recently acted out on set by snapping at a cinematographer and then kidnapping two American journalists in his trailer. Is Christian Bale too cruel to run North Korea?

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