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Is it time to establish a specialized Federal Emergency Pornography Agency?

The government response to the pornography outage that hit the Midwest this week has faced widespread criticism, with many complaining the emergency porn distributed by rescue workers was low-quality, featuring unattractive performers, poor camera angles, cheesy music, and only one facial. Is It time to establish a specialized Federal Emergency Pornography Agency?

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