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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Is toping the gateway drug to teens building hydrogen fusion bombs?

An alarming number of teens are experimenting with enriching uranium, an activity some say is just harmless fun. But could this lead to largescale nuclear projects?

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