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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Joe Flacco

Ravens Quarterback

Strength: Teammates; Complete lack of control of arm strength and accuracy make conditions for lucky throws perfect; Does pretty hilarious impression of a quarterback

Weakness: Tends to trick self with fake handoffs; Compulsive need to touch football on every offensive play drives teammates crazy

Awareness: Highly accurate at pointing out the blitzing defender who will sack him

Athletic Ability: Elusiveness to successfully evade praise, respect, or adoration

Skill: Amazing at pulling incredibly lucky touchdowns out of his ass

Favorite Word To Shout Pre-Snap: Rover

Toughness: Willing to play through excruciating pain of a deeply bruised ego

NEXT: Anquan Boldin

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