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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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John Henson, Craig Kilborn Meet For Historic Smug-Bastard Summit

NEW YORK—Talk Soup host John Henson and The Daily Show anchor Craig Kilborn arrived Monday at New York's Jacob Javits Center for the historic, first annual Smug Bastard Summit. "Well, bend me over your knee and spank me crimson, daddy, I'm just so excited about this summit," a smirking, skunk-haired Henson told reporters during the summit's opening press conference. A wry Kilborn concurred, adding, "This summit, of course, now holds the distinction of being the only annual gathering of complete pricks not to take place at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion." Kilborn then paused for several seconds to let his witticism "sink in."

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