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Vol 47 Issue 11

'I Make My Own Hours,' Says Man About To Get Fired

NEW YORK—Marketing associate Jack Hilliard has carved out a pretty nice little setup wherein he has the freedom to make his own hours and come and go to work as he pleases, the 41-year-old who is on the verge of losing his job told reporters Monday.

Kelly and Epting's Apartment

Within walking distance of public transportation and situated in an up-and-coming area of town, Justin Kelly and Luke Epting's two-bedroom apartment contains a number of minor, albeit notable flaws.
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Join The Campaign Against Laura Miller, Spanish Teacher, Traitor

With the help of viewers like you, the Onion News Network was able to join the fight of patriot Kyle Johnson and get his Spanish teacher Laura Miller fired. But is firing Senorita Miller punishment enough for poisoning the minds of American high school students with the foreign tongue of illegal immigrants? I don't THINK so. Justice will not be served until Senorita Miller is either deported to Mexico, the country she's actually loyal to, or is made to answer for her crimes in a court of law. That's right, contact your Congressman and tell him that Senorita Miller should be tried for TREASON as an ENEMY of the American Republic.

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