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Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Join The Campaign Against Laura Miller, Spanish Teacher, Traitor

With the help of viewers like you, the Onion News Network was able to join the fight of patriot Kyle Johnson and get his Spanish teacher Laura Miller fired. But is firing Senorita Miller punishment enough for poisoning the minds of American high school students with the foreign tongue of illegal immigrants? I don't THINK so. Justice will not be served until Senorita Miller is either deported to Mexico, the country she's actually loyal to, or is made to answer for her crimes in a court of law. That's right, contact your Congressman and tell him that Senorita Miller should be tried for TREASON as an ENEMY of the American Republic.

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