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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Gymnastics — DeWitt, Michigan

Strengths: Pretending to smile

Celebration: Weeping into hands

Flaws: Often penalized for 6-foot-8-inch frame

London Sight She’s Most Excited To See: Big clock thing

Background: Hails from Michigan, home of our nation’s naturally occurring parallel bars

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