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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Kate Middleton Feels Royal Baby Kicking During Queen’s Coronation Anniversary

LONDON—Midway through the ceremony marking the 60th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II’s coronation, sources close to the Royal Family confirmed today that Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton felt her royal baby kicking inside the womb. “His little highness has apparently been moving around a lot lately, but today the royal mommy-to-be definitely felt the biggest kicks yet!” said Daily Star reporter Prudence Jones. “Her bundle of joy must be really eager to finally come out and meet the world. And with kicks like that, don’t be surprised if the little guy is recruited by Manchester United one day!” Sources later confirmed that Middleton left the ceremony prior to its conclusion after complaining of mild stomach discomfort.

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