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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Kate Middleton Feels Royal Baby Kicking During Queen’s Coronation Anniversary

LONDON—Midway through the ceremony marking the 60th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II’s coronation, sources close to the Royal Family confirmed today that Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton felt her royal baby kicking inside the womb. “His little highness has apparently been moving around a lot lately, but today the royal mommy-to-be definitely felt the biggest kicks yet!” said Daily Star reporter Prudence Jones. “Her bundle of joy must be really eager to finally come out and meet the world. And with kicks like that, don’t be surprised if the little guy is recruited by Manchester United one day!” Sources later confirmed that Middleton left the ceremony prior to its conclusion after complaining of mild stomach discomfort.

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