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Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Kate Middleton Shows Off Baby Bump

LONDON—Months after announcing her pregnancy in December, the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton stepped out in public Tuesday, displaying her growing baby bump to a throng of excited onlookers. “Three months into her pregnancy, our crew spotted the usually trim duchess exhibiting a budding belly,” Daily Mirror celebrity reporter Stephanie Wood said of the expectant Middleton, who reportedly showed off her ballooning middle after leaving a routine appointment at St. Thomas’ Hospital. “Though the duchess appeared a little fatigued, we can hardly blame her. After all, she’s smiling for two now!” When reached for comment, Middleton appeared overwhelmed by her highly anticipated bundle of joy, saying only, “I can’t believe this is happening,” before royal guards escorted the weary mommy-to-be back to her private quarters at Buckingham Palace.

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