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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Kenenisa Bekele

Track and Field, 5000m and 10,000m — Ethiopia

Racing Strategy: Drafts behind other runners for first 9,998 meters of race and then jumps out in front at the last second like an asshole

Training Regimen: Once ran 23,000 miles in one day, but usually only goes 21,500 miles

Favorite Meter: 5,186th

Biggest Concern: Lack of antelope herd at London’s Olympic Stadium means he won’t have access to adequate pacing

Regret: Still finishing the 1,850,000-meter event from the 2008 Beijing games

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