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Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

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One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.

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Kim Rhode

Shooting — El Monte, California

Shooting Style: Oh, you’ll find out

Reasons For Shooting Skeet: Self-defense; thinning of ever-rising skeet population

Bad Habits: Constantly scratching at crotch with shotgun

Motivation: Replacing her 1996 and 2004 gold medals, which have a ton of bullet holes in them by now

Favorite Gun Accessory: Other guns

Controversies: Doesn’t consume every part of skeet; stripped of gold medal in double trap after overwhelming evidence of a second shooter

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