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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Lone Post On Jaguars Fan Message Board Requests Directions To Stadium

JACKSONVILLE, FL—The only post on JagsBoard, a dedicated Jacksonville Jaguars fan page on which even spambots have not bothered to post, is an unanswered question from 2003 asking for help getting to the team’s stadium, sources confirmed Monday. “Can i just take 95 all the way down to Alltel Stadium or do i need to get off on the mlk parkway at some point?” wrote IBleedTeal, whose profile features a Mark Brunell quote and whose message board avatar image is the team helmet. “i know the Dolphins are beating up on the whole league but i wanna see Leftwich’s first start in person.” The writer of the post went on to explain he had extra tickets located in a luxury box suite at midfield that were free to anyone who wanted them.

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