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Man Brings Visiting Parents Into Office To Meet Coworkers Who Can't Stand Him

AUSTIN, TX—Area product manager Wayne Landgraf, 26, reportedly brought his visiting parents to his workplace at the Vasquez Group earlier this morning, taking the time to introduce them to all his coworkers who can’t stand him. “So, this is the whole gang—Stephen, Alice, Robbie, Kath, and, well, everyone else,” said Landgraf, acquainting his mother and father with 18 people who despise the sound of his voice, exclude him from social gatherings, and regularly duck into conference rooms to vent to each other about how much he pisses them off. “I’m glad you finally got to meet these guys. I guess now you can put the names with the faces!” At press time, sources said Landgraf was unable to find his parents, who were busy amusing a group of their son’s colleagues with stories of how much of a little asshole he was as a kid.

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