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Nation's Hardass Cops Finally Find Time To Play Games

In a sudden departure from their long-held stance of not being here to play games and not, in fact, having the time to play games, the nation’s hardass cops announced Wednesday they had finally carved out a couple hours during which games could be p...

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:
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Man Cruises By William H. Macy's Website To Check Out The Latest News

BAYONNE, NJ—Not wanting to miss out on the latest William H. Macy news, local resident Andy Dorman popped by the actor's official website Wednesday to check it out and update himself on everything Macy. "I was already surfing the web, so I figured why not zip on over to WilliamHMacy.net and see what he's got cooking," a satisfied Dorman said of the visit, during which he pored over Macy's filmography page and signed the actor's guest book. "Did you know he was born in Miami but grew up in Georgia and Maryland? He's apparently pretty involved in charities, too." While admitting he was disappointed that the videos page was still under construction, Dorman said he was looking forward to e-mailing Macy as soon as he thinks of a good question to ask him.

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