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March Madness Officially Underway Following Email From Greg

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March Madness Officially Underway Following Email From Greg

Impatient college hoop fans, the time has come: Greg officially kicked off March Madness by sending out his invitation to his official online bracket pool. NCAA officials were there to watch Greg send the email, thereby ringing in the biggest month in college sports as he has every year for the past 13 years.

Here's Greg's email:

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