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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Maya Moore

Women's Basketball — Lawrenceville, Georgia

Endorsements: American Tripe Council, Pontiac, Lady Subway

Why She Wants To Compete In Women’s Basketball For Team USA: Free gold medal/trip to London

Hobbies: Plays in recreational WNBA league

Signature Dunk: The “Almost”

Diet: Forages for scraps found under bleachers

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