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Michael Crabtree

49ers Wide Receiver

Strength: Great height, solid width, spectacular volume, and better-than-average circumference; Always maintains composure after a big drop; Only needs to try for one more year before huge contract

Weakness: Often gets lost in the stands on deep routes

Body Type: Athletic

Agility: Excellent ability to get both feet in-bounds at line of scrimmage

Quickness: Consistently beats blown coverage

Hand Softness: Cashmere

Franchise Records: Longest rookie holdout, most vague sexual assault charges

40-Yard Dash Time: Definitely going to get around to doing that soon

Darkest Secret: Doesn’t really enjoy financially supporting entire family and every friend he had in high school

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