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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Swimming — Baltimore, Maryland

Swimming Style: Faster, better than everyone

Special Skills: Can hold breath for entire Olympics

Favorite Place To Swim: Water

Childhood: Financial restraints forced him to compete in older sister’s one-piece until he was 16

Controversy: Disgraced family, fans after footage surfaced of him hosting Saturday Night Live

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