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The Pros And Cons Of Gene Editing

Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Michael Phelps

Swimming — Baltimore, Maryland

Swimming Style: Faster, better than everyone

Special Skills: Can hold breath for entire Olympics

Favorite Place To Swim: Water

Childhood: Financial restraints forced him to compete in older sister’s one-piece until he was 16

Controversy: Disgraced family, fans after footage surfaced of him hosting Saturday Night Live

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