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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Missy Franklin

Swimming — Centennial, Colorado

Favorite Musical Artist: Who cares? Really, who the fuck cares?

Accomplishment: Once swam to bottom of pool and touched grate

Special Skills: Excellent breath control during post-race interview

Biggest Inspiration: Her coach, who bends over pool at every meet, yelling, “Swim! Swim! Swim a lot! Keep swimming!”

Weaknesses: Still has to hold nose underwater like little baby

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