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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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'Modern Family' Appears At 9 p.m. Just As Prophesied In 'TV Guide'

NEW YORK—As it has since the time before the Dawning of Color, the wise oracle TV Guide channeled visions from beyond the veil of this world last week to foretell the Wednesday night airing of Modern Family on ABC. "The hit family sitcom that everybody can relate to has appeared this night at nine o'clock in the East and eight o'clock Central, precisely as the Guide has preordained," said Minneapolis-area subscriber Randy Tedeschi, who also noted the accuracy of the text's prediction that the Dunphy-Pritchett clan would be too busy with personal commitments to appear in a nice family photo, greatly vexing Claire. "One wonders if this week's prophesy of another appearance at the same time next week will also prove true." Closer study revealed the all-knowing seers of TV Guide somehow divined that Wednesday's episode would be a repeat.

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