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My Band Deadly Chemistry Makes Its Dome Debut

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My Band Deadly Chemistry Makes Its Dome Debut

Folks, if you were one of the millions of Deadly Chemists that loved that sick backing track to those snowboarding highlights, then you are not alone. I have already gotten six text messages and eight e-mails (five of them not spam) since those hot synth licks tickle-smashed your e-drums. It is the new hotness and I'm expecting the OSN director of programming to reverse his "one-time only" edict any minute now.

Until you have the chance to be re-assaulted by D-Chem on a future Dome, d-l some of the aud here (that means download some of our hot new audio). This sweet stuff is called "Harmony of Sickness".

Almost regret sharing that stuff with you, very personal track for me. A lot of people ask what the red meat is. I'm reluctant to say… but it's my soul.

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