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My Band Deadly Chemistry Makes Its Dome Debut

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RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

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RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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My Band Deadly Chemistry Makes Its Dome Debut

Folks, if you were one of the millions of Deadly Chemists that loved that sick backing track to those snowboarding highlights, then you are not alone. I have already gotten six text messages and eight e-mails (five of them not spam) since those hot synth licks tickle-smashed your e-drums. It is the new hotness and I'm expecting the OSN director of programming to reverse his "one-time only" edict any minute now.

Until you have the chance to be re-assaulted by D-Chem on a future Dome, d-l some of the aud here (that means download some of our hot new audio). This sweet stuff is called "Harmony of Sickness".

Almost regret sharing that stuff with you, very personal track for me. A lot of people ask what the red meat is. I'm reluctant to say… but it's my soul.

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