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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.
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NAACP Calls For More Diversity In Police Lineups

BALTIMORE—The NAACP challenged U.S. law-enforcement agencies Monday to promote diversity by providing a broader spectrum of ethnicities in police lineups. "We must expand the definition of the traditional lineup to include underrepresented groups such as Asians, Pacific Islanders, and whites," NAACP president Bruce Gordon said. "The criminal-justice system ought to offer all Americans the same opportunities blacks have enjoyed for so long."

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