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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Nashville Sports Reporter Likes To Consider Himself 'One Of The Guys' In Titans Locker Room

NASHVILLE, TN—Recounting Monday's Titans practice to colleagues, Tennessean sports reporter Jim Wyatt referred to multiple players on the team as "my buddy" and on more than one occasion described himself as "one of the guys." "Oh, man, [wide receiver] Kenny [Britt] is so hilarious, you should have heard the stories he was telling me this afternoon," Wyatt said to several coworkers, referencing the eight-minute group interview Britt gave to Wyatt and 14 other members of the press. "I’m pretty sure a lot of the guys hang out at Mystic, so I'm thinking about popping by there after work. They'll flip when they see me show up. Those guys love me." When asked for their opinion of Wyatt, several members of the Titans asked if he was the pasty one in his 30s and said he "seemed fine."

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