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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Strength: Amazing flexibility when twisting quarterback’s head off

Detroit-Area Families That Could Be Fed With Expected 2012 Fines: 14

Preferred Type of Rage: Blinding

Leadership Skills: Sets an example for his teammates by always being the first to stomp on someone lying on the ground

Favorite Thing About Football: Can’t get arrested for felonious assault

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