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Mom In Nightgown Mode

APPLETON, WI—Noting that the changeover occurred “right on schedule” after she had finished the dishes and watched TV for an hour or two, family sources confirmed Monday night that local mom Linda Rampling had officially transitioned into nightgown mode.

Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions

HOUSTON—Attracting the attention of adjacent motorists and nearby pedestrians who turned their heads to see where the booming noise was coming from, a 2006 Ford Focus is said to have rolled up to a local stoplight Friday blaring Google Maps directions.

34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece

MADISON, WI—Directing the server to the large square in the corner, local 34-year-old Matthew Hinke asked for a big piece of cake during a workplace birthday party, sources confirmed Tuesday.
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New Leather-Bound Notebook To Really Unleash Area Woman's Creativity

ALAMO, CA—The purchase of a new leather-bound notebook is really going to help area woman Katherine Seigel realize her creative ambitions, the 34-year-old confirmed to reporters this week. “Maybe I will use it to write short stories in, or poems, or just whatever creative thoughts come into my brain,” said Seigel of the black rounded-corner notebook, which she purchased for $19.50 at a local bookstore. “I can carry it everywhere in my purse and then whenever I have an idea I’ll just take out my notebook and start writing in it. It’s going to be great!” At press time, the notebook was sitting in a desk drawer in Seigel’s apartment.

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